Saturday, March 14, 2009

Tayla- the Inventor

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12 comments:

DeAnna said...

This is too great! Something to definitely show at her wedding! hahahaha

Kristin and Isaac Alldredge said...

Marta, you are so funny!
Love you girl!

Becca said...

That is one funny girl!! Love it!

Becca said...

Oh, and Tayla aint to bad herself!

Kilee and Rustin said...

You are hillarious. I love the pics. Your life would be so boring without Tornado Tayla.

Davis and Carter's Mommy said...

So funny, LOL! Thanks for the smile! :) P.S. I love those blue eyes!

Janae said...

Thanks for the laugh this morning. What a cutie!

Andrea said...

That is hilarious! Aren't kids great?!

Kristen said...

oh my gosh, so witty, so fun, so YOU! Love this, and that sweet little Tayla, she is a riot!

Jen said...

Hilarious! Oh dear, what great positioning! You are so funny, and you captured that moment perfectly! Darn photographers!

jdenslen said...

That is hillarious. I love kids.

Kendra said...

I love your blog. I LOVE LOVE LOVE your new family pictures - they are amazing! And I love the links to all of the wonderful OCH friends too. I miss you all! I love seeing a glimpse into your life and your thoughts.